Yes they will czechbattlefield.info alert Next arc is Alicialization arc Most of season 3 will happen in Underworld that is simulator to create some. What episode did Kirito and Asuna meet in the real world, I saw a picture of them kissing in the hospital. I want to know what episode is that. Anime/Manga: Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン fanfiction archive with over ago - Published: Mar 23, - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Yui, OC A third Squad Jam is established and LLENN met an unusual encounter with one.
If you were any closer to him, he'd be wearing you! Agil hands him a glass, but then Kirito says, "What gives? This is oolong tea! This is made even funnier when Klein asks for the same thing almost immediately afterwards. Immediately before Kirito's second round in Arun during the Fairy Dance arc, he and Leafa have to explain things to Recon. We're raiding the World Tree - him, you, and me. As the number of players decline to a relative handful, livestream cameras start looking at them.
Kirito is worried about what others may think of the two appearing so cozy, especially considering Kirito's avatar I don't care, they can think what they want! The guys in this game are dorks. If they think I'm gay, at least they'll stop hitting on me every five seconds.
The party for the Calibur arc becomes Fridge Humour when you think of party balance. SAO survivors see their weapons as proof of existence and thus don't use magic. The end result is that their only magic is healing from a few Combat Medic s, so they don't have any offensive spells. So they don't have any offensive spells. So they still don't have any offensive spells.
None of them fully realize the impact of this until they run into a Dual Boss with a physical-resistant specialist and a magic-resistant specialist and they're all but boned. At the conclusion of Caliber, after Sinon succeeds in retrieving Excalibur for Kirito, she turns to him and presents the sword.
She then trolls the entire harem, saying with a big smile, "Please think of me every time you draw this sword. Klein then proceeds to sum up the Unwanted Harem trope in ten words: Kirito kicks him in the face, still holding Excalibur The cause of that was because of one sentence, "Thanks for the Tsukkomi. In regards to Kirito's hairstyle in Caliber side story: In Volume 7, a while after Kirito arrives to Hold the Line against an entire guild so Asuna and the Sleeping Knights can take on the floor's boss, Klein also shows up behind said guild to assist Kirito.
Then we have this hilarious exchange between Klein and Kirito, shouting at each other from across the room. Later on, when Asuna's mother, Kyouko, goes online for the first time, she notes how light she is, and Asuna points out that since the avatar weighs approximately 40 kg only 88 pounds, significantly lighter than an adult woman. Kyouko takes umbrageand suggests that perhaps Asuna's the one who's overweight. Anime Season 1 and Extra Edition After the players real looks are exposed on their avatars, a beautiful couple that we saw earlier are actually revealed to be two older guys.
Their reaction is priceless: Son of a—you're a guy? Remember how Silica had fans pursuing her and trying to get her to join their party? Her fans are these two guys and the G. Post-ALO, at least one of them was trapped in Sugou's experiments, and they're seen hugging each other.
Heartwarming, yes, but their bodies just make it look funny. In Episode 4, Kirito knocks on Silica's bedroom door, and she nearly answers the door while in her underwear. In Episode 5, after Kirito and Asuna witness a player getting killed in a safezone and agree to work together to uncover the truth, they shake hands with Asuna telling Kirito there was no more time for napping as she and Kirito had done so earlier. Kirito promptly points out Asuna napped for longer than he did, to which she crushes his hand and his scream is heard from miles away.
The first time Asuna gives Kirito a sandwich that she made herself. Kirito loves it so much he suggests Asuna could sell it, only to become distracted and drop it, where it promptly impacts the ground and the item's durability hits its limit and shatters.
Kirito then has an over the top emotional reaction, with his palms on the ground as if grieving his sandwich. But what really sells it is the avalanche of memes that spawned from this single scene of people mourning the sandwich as if it was an actual character.
In Episode 10, while Kirito and Asuna are at Asuna's house, Asuna strips down to her underwear and tells Kirito to get undressed as well.
When a flustered Kirito says that wasn't what he meant when he said he wanted to spend the night with her, Asuna punches him out. With a Sword Skill. In Episode 12, after defeating a bunch of frog monsters easily, Kirito comes over to Asuna saying they dropped some items, after she asks if there was anything good, he shows her a giant frog leg telling her it's Scavenged Toad Meat and says maybe she can cook it later Asuna: Not on your life!
Oh, come on, what'd you do that for?! No, no, no, no, no! Get rid of it! You just have to eat it warm! Then the next shot shows Asuna has shoved one of the frog legs into Kirito's mouth! Episode 13, Season 1 has a good one just before the opening where Kirito meets an old player that joins him in fishing. Midori mentions that Kazuto asked about them when he was about 10, and Sugu wonders if that's got to do with his escapism since middle school.
Midori doesn't think so This can give you the very amusing mental image of Tony Stark as Kirito Kirito just ate all the poor Salamander's party members. If the poor guy tells Kirito about why he's there, he'll give them back. Immediately after the Salamander agrees, Leafa turns to Yui who's still on her shoulder at this time and mutters, "Men. She speaks to Kirito's Navi-Pixie because Yui is the only other girl there at the time.
Kirito's failed attempts at flying during his first log-in in ALO especially this: Kirito, you do know how to land, right? You're on your own! Everyone gets very defensive when these things are brought up. In one scene, the SAO girls and Suguha are all enjoying themselves at a pool.
Suguha who can't swim arrives with a flotation ring, however Lisbeth pulls the plug and deflates it, telling Suguha she doesn't need it when she already has two enormous balloons to keep her afloat groping Suguha as she says thisthen asking what Suguha ate to make her boobs grow so big. Silica watches on from a distance clearly jealous at the lack of her own bust. Asuna then shows up and pulls Lisbeth away by the ear to get her to stop sexually harassing Suguha. Season 2 Season 2, Episode 1, When Kazuto gets to the restaurant he's meeting Kikuoka at, Kikuoka calls out to him in an excited manner that's a bit inappropriate for where they are, after sitting down Kazuto tells Kikuoka not to call him 'Kirito' in public.
There's also the way Kazuto looks so seriously at the menu when told he can order anything he wants and Kikuoka will pay for it, then he seems to have a bit of trouble pronouncing the names of the sweets he orders.
The prices of the sweets weren't helping either going up to Yen Approx: It's also quite funny in the light novel, when Shino, a student who has trouble making ends meet in real life, is shocked that a cake would cost yen approx: Kikuoka actually contemplates this as a legitimate idea for a moment.
Which in turns pisses Kazuto off, declare that there is no way death's in game are the direct cause of causing the death of GGO players in real life. Kikuoka is forced to get on his knees, and clings to Kazuto's pants, and you can hear Kazuto is trying to walk away, with a funny, annoyed look on his face.
Kikuoka casually talking about video game-based murders, the condition the bodies were in when they were found and exotic foods like kiviakSquicking out the rest of the patrons within earshot and causing them to make their displeasure known.
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Episode 2, Silica getting caught by a plant monster's tentacle again. Some things never change. What makes this especially funny is that in order to keep the gag going in ALO, Silica tries to fly, but the monster sprouts wings itself. It's the equivalent of a Dalek spouting wings to get up a flight of stairs. Episode 3, The entire scene with Kirito and Aki the nurse, she touches his butt the second he enters the room, causing him to freak out, she plays it as feeling how he's recovered, then she gives him a note from Kikuoka about debriefing details, which included P.
Causing Kirito to angrily crumble the note into his pocket, followed by Aki then telling him to strip, as he freaks out she explains it's for the electrodes to monitor him, then "Oh don't worry, I've seen all your goodies already" which makes him put his hands over his crotch.
They settle on him just taking off his shirt, which the nurse seems disappointing at, finally, she tells him not to worry while he dives because she's keeping an eye on his body, which doesn't reassure him at all. Episode 4, Season 2: The scene where Kirito tries to get help from Sinon are cranked further in the anime where he intentionally acts girly.
For extra points, much of his deliberately-feminine act is peppered with gestures and body language cues he's copied from Asuna. Seeing everyone mistake Kirito for a girl is hilarious, especially with the whistling. The scene were he beats the seemingly-unwinnable gun shooter course, winning k credits in the process. We know Kirito's reflexes are top notch, but no one else did.
Even the robot cowboy got in on it. The Gratuitous English lines the robot cowboy was spouting out were funny as well. When Sinon asks Kirito just how he managed to dodge the cowboy's final laser attack from point-blank range, Kirito claims he just predicted where the cowboy would aim: Even the robot cowboy is incredulous! Episode 5, Season 2: Sinon, still thinking Kirito is a girl, has no problem with being only in her underwear.
When confused by Kirito freaking out, he then reveals his true gender, much to her shock "Male!? Kirito gets slapped for his troubles, leaving a hand print on his face that looks awfully familiar.
Again, the handprint looks like HP damage. Isn't the BoB waiting room a safe zone? After this, Kirito follows Sinon around, and she acts like he's stalking her.
Later, while Kirito starts being annoying while Spiegel is around, he uses his "girly" voice, making the scene even funnier. Episode 7, Season 2: The opening has Suguha and Kazuto at dinner where Sugu shows Kirito a forum listing the "Bullet of Bullet" contestants and points out Kirito's name.
Kazuto's attempts to explain this away are pretty pathetic, at first saying it's a similar name before claiming the Kirito in GGO is someone else who coincidentally had an abbreviated name with the same alias with their real name being "Kirigamine Tougorou". Turns out Suguha already knew he had converted to GGO so he was kicking a dead horse. Shino is taking out her frustrations about Kirito by kicking a pole with a clock affixed to the top.
If you pause when it's focused on the clockyou'll notice the clock hands have fallen off and dropped to the bottom of the frame, implying Shino knocked them loose. Episode 8, Season 2: While completing sign up for the Bullet of Bullets finals, Kirito tries getting Sinon's attention, but when she keeps ignoring him he starts using Japanese Honorifics including "Sinon-neesan", which would mean Kirito is addressing Sinon as "big sister".
This is made funny by the fact that Kirito is actually older than Sinon. Kirito used this rapier to stab and defeat Heathcliff in the final battle, thus clearing the game.
Her rapier, combined with her speed, earned her the nickname "The Flash". Story[ edit ] The main heroine of Sword Art Online and main protagonist of the seventh volume, Asuna is a friend and later to be wife of Kirito and a sub-leader of the "Knights of the Blood Oath", a medium-sized guild acknowledged as the strongest guild in Aincrad. Being one of the few girls that play SAO and extremely attractive, she receives many invitations and proposals.
Asuna is a strong-willed, accomplished player known in-game as the "Flash" for her extraordinary fast sword skill. Later, she falls in love with Kirito and they marry in-game.
Towards the end of the SAO arc, she saves Kirito from a killing blow by Heathcliff at the cost of her life. However, her death was only in-game and she is shortly reunited with Kirito shortly after the death of Heathcliff. Despite the completion of SAO, Asuna remains unconscious and is instead detained in another virtual reality called Alfheim Online. She attempts to escape the World Tree where she is imprisoned and manages to steal a GM card which she throws out of the window when she hears Yui's voice.
Upon being released she creates two avatars for Alfheim, Asuna being the healer of the team and Erika a battle-type avatarand went on to continue living together with Kirito.
In the real world, Asuna's parents want her to follow in their footsteps. However, after living in SAO and meeting Kirito, she gains a different perspective and looks back on her past with disgust. She officially becomes Kazuto's real-life girlfriend and dreams of marrying him and having a family with him in the future. Critical commentary[ edit ] Cherami Leigh has received praise for her performance of Asuna in the English version. Asuna finds that she feels more at home in the recreated Sword Art Online than in the real world.
For two years in the online world, she was a warrior in charge of her own destiny and helped lead others in their fight for freedom.